Fuck damn it. I’m sick. I can’t breathe out of my nose and I feel like I’m drowning in my own snot. All I fucking do is work and fucking pay bills and walk my dogs just to come home to being fucking broke and my fucking shoes being. Fuck fuck fuck. I fucking miss you. I’m so fucking pissed that I…
As a serious drinker of gin and tonic, this was hilarious.
I do the Vodka and soda.
This will never not make me laugh.
Those expressions are brilliant.
Perfect. I am always called a grandma for drinking gin. I guess boring works too.